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Theresa May finds peace in her time


In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading

January 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May to tackle ‘burning injustices’ with cranberry juice


The Prime Minister has promised wide-ranging social reforms to tackle yeast infections. As David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ had helped tax havens get bigger, so will Theresa May’s ‘shared society’ increase … Continue reading

January 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The rehearsals for the filming of ‘Call the Midwife UKIP Special’ were going well.


WINNER: The rehearsals for the filming of ‘Call the Midwife UKIP Special’ were going well. (from Bryntin)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28th Jan 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

January 29, 2017 · 2 Comments

Trump denies ordering a Russian Mail Order Bribe


Rumours are abound that Donald Trump may have been assisted in his presidential campaign by a sultry, beauty from Saint Petersburg – answering to Grindr profile of ‘Vlad the Impaler’.  … Continue reading

January 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Obama leaves White House unflushed


It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s disrespectful water-sports, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre … Continue reading

January 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Last man to fake Moon walk dies


Gene Cernan, 82, has passed away and has taken the secret of this elaborate hoax to the grave.  Scientists now acknowledge that the Moon is a 2,000km block of cheese … Continue reading

January 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

New ‘Garden Villages’ really allotments


The Government has unveiled its intention to build up to 10,000 new homes next to cabbage patches and curmudgeonly old men, smoking a pipe.  Instead of 14 new villages, the … Continue reading

January 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: It’s permanent. Painful. And makes you look like a thug.


WINNER: It’s permanent. Painful. And makes you look a thug. (from SorryMeansSoz) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st Jan 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘Nigel Farage? I said I … Continue reading

January 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

#ilovetrump still not trending


Despite a PR campaign to rival Caligula’s, the President-elect still ranks alongside chlamydia in many people’s affections. Regardless, the tweeting-Trump still hopes as he takes office to be showered with … Continue reading

January 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

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