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Obama leaves White House unflushed

It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s disrespectful water-sports, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre diet.  The White House vegetable garden has been stripped and all of the Obama’s on strict instructions to ‘save it for Donald’; even family dog ‘Bo’ has been force fed brussel sprouts.


Throughout the election campaign Barak Obama had maintained a degree of dignity, but Trump’s recent soggy antics have heralded a new era of dirty politics and urinary infections.  Commentators say this is worse than when Jimmy Carter ‘jizzed on Betty Ford’s marijuana plants’.

In many ways Obama is taking his own election slogan ‘Yes We Can!’ to its natural conclusion.  If only Hilary had been more willing to engage in water-sports, spending less time trying to break a glass-ceiling and more time dumping on a china bowl.

An outgoing President is expected to leave a message for the new incumbent; with Obama’s allegedly signed: ‘From one irritable bowel to another’.  Commented one voter: ‘Taking a colossal sh$t in the White House, is somehow better than a colossal sh$tb taking the White House’.

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