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Theresa May finds peace in her time


In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to ignore them – while simultaneously asking for ‘mates’ rates’.  Rather than condemn human rights abuses, Theresa May has adhered to the traditional British motto of ‘Qui Curat’ – roughly translated as: ‘Brown folks don’t count’.

Following her world tour of unsavoury dictators and misogynists, Mrs May has realised trade-wise the path of least resistance is best – even if it ends in internment camps.  While the benefits of Brexit are countless, the most rewarding one will be having the UK climb into bed with anyone with a history torture, ‘pussy grabbing’ and money to burn

As Home Secretary, Mrs May had made teaching British values compulsory in all schools; she just forget to mention that those values included endorsing voter fraud, rendition and industrial-scale tax evasion.  Likewise her ‘Prevent’ agenda seems to just extend to ‘preventing Muslims’.

With the moral resolve of Scooby Doo, Mrs May has turned cowardice to her diplomatic advantage, waving any white flag provided its got a trade agreement written on it.  However a spokesman said she has refused to visit Australia as part of the tour: ‘For fear that Oz might give her courage’.

 

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