Parts of the internet were plunged into darkness and the earth stopped revolving on its axis, as Beyoncé achieved what most sixth-formers manage with only one bottle of cider. Posing … Continue reading
A Court in Malawi has granted the aging pop singer access to the twin demons of 50-something paranoia and 20-something narcissism. As a symbol of her impending nervous breakdown, the … Continue reading
Fans of sugar and saturated fat, have been ‘strangely upbeat’ to learn that there is a national shortage of lettuce, broccoli and other ‘rabbit food’. Children have been forced to … Continue reading
Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks. For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was … Continue reading
The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail. … Continue reading
A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.