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Some singer ‘up the duff’


Parts of the internet were plunged into darkness and the earth stopped revolving on its axis, as Beyoncé achieved what most sixth-formers manage with only one bottle of cider.  Posing … Continue reading

February 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Madonna adopts mid-life crisis.


A Court in Malawi has granted the aging pop singer access to the twin demons of 50-something paranoia and 20-something narcissism.  As a symbol of her impending nervous breakdown, the … Continue reading

February 27, 2017 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Ann Summers made a bit of a scene delivering Theresa May’s new anal beads.


WINNER: Ann Summers made a bit of a scene delivering Theresa May’s new anal beads. (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 26th Feb 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

February 26, 2017 · 4 Comments

Children bravely tackle vegetable shortage


Fans of sugar and saturated fat, have been ‘strangely upbeat’ to learn that there is a national shortage of lettuce, broccoli and other ‘rabbit food’.  Children have been forced to … Continue reading

February 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hunt demands Dr Who replaced with Dr Whenever


Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks.  For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was … Continue reading

February 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Historical abuse to replace Tudors & Stuarts


The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail.  … Continue reading

February 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Wrenfoe’ on Identity


A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.

February 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Grinder?


Winner: Grinder? (From ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Feb 2017 Runners up Brexit negotiations take an unexpected turn (from Katkitkat) ‘They don’t like it up … Continue reading

February 18, 2017 · 1 Comment

Laura Kuenssberg REALLY hates Corbyn


Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading

February 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

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