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Employment rights for men contemplating sex


Hot on the heels of new legislation to protect expectant mothers, men are also demanding job protection whenever they plan to impregnate someone.  Statistics suggest as much 72% of all … Continue reading

February 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

May orders Queen to give Trump a lap-dance


Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, the UK’s Prime Minister has insisted that Donald Trump will receive a state visit and ‘a massage, with extras’.  To this … Continue reading

February 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trident: Coming, unintentionally, to a city near you


The Prime Minister gave her full-throated support for nuclear missile system that has all the accuracy of drunk aiming for the toilet bowl. Despite knowing that Trident was unable to … Continue reading

February 14, 2017 · 1 Comment

Caption ‘Just don’t do anything stupid DT’


WINNER: ‘Just don’t do anything stupid DT’  (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12 Feb 2017 RUNNERS UP Obama’s watch goes missing (from JontyFactcheck) ‘Count your … Continue reading

February 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Joe Biden still loose in The White House


Pest control has confirmed that an elderly male is trapped underneath the floorboards of the West Wing and is refusing to be lured out, even with lucrative offers from the … Continue reading

February 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Lost phone panic now entering its third minute


Hope is starting to fade, as the search for the mobile belonging to Elly Woodcock (15) has reached the 197th second or the ‘point of no return’ according to her … Continue reading

February 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump adopts Gove


Reporting in the Sunday Times, Michael Gove was pleased to announce that he had found his natural father – the 45th President of the United States, the fifth Horseman of … Continue reading

February 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK’s laser weapon will replace flying monkeys


The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype … Continue reading

February 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Doris was beginning to lose patience, she’d been waiting nearly two hours and the librarian still hadn’t appeared yet.


Doris was beginning to lose patience, she’d been waiting nearly two hours and the librarian still hadn’t appeared yet. (from Bryntin) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 5th … Continue reading

February 5, 2017 · 1 Comment

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