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Toilet to come with ‘curry setting’


Following on from Panasonic’s introduction of a washing machine with a curry mode, Armitage Shanks have designed a bowl that can extend its capacity to deal with ‘Delhi belly’ eruptions.  … Continue reading

March 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea kills ‘capitalist fish-dog’


Using four targeted ballistic missiles, North Korea has successfully purged the Sea of Japan of U.S. Imperialist fish and all ‘shifty looking plankton’.  In a glorious victory for the Democratic … Continue reading

March 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

War memorial has the face of Tony Blair


Sculptor Paul Day surprised the public by unveiling a sculpture commemorating the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which has Anthony Charles Lynton Blair’s ‘sh$t eating grin’ plastered across it.  As with … Continue reading

March 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Nation celebrates ‘Motherf$ckers day’


Ranging from Chuck Norris and ending with Oedipus many of us are ‘tough mother$ckers’, while others love their Mum just a bit too much. Whatever your predilection, this Sunday remembers … Continue reading

March 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump gains moderate support for his ‘Orange Power’ movement


WINNER: Trump gains moderate support for his ‘Orange Power’ movement (from SimonKew) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 25th March 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘…and to conclude, if you … Continue reading

March 26, 2017 · 1 Comment

Corbyn a bigger tax avoider than Google, claims BBC


The BBC has helpfully inferred that Jeremy Corbyn is the primary source of the UK’s tax avoidance.  The Labour leader is said to have caused the underfunding of the NHS, … Continue reading

March 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘City of Culture’ mainly ironic


Eleven cities are bidding to become 2021’s pub quiz answer that must be followed by the statement ‘Really? That sh$t-hole?’.  For many of the applicants, their only experience of growing … Continue reading

March 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

May triggers Article 51 by accident


With a trigger finger as itchy as Lee Harvey Oswald covered in ants, Theresa May has inadvertently signed the wrong sub-clause of the EU convention.  Article 51, as complicated as … Continue reading

March 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Free-range eggs lose their disability allowance


Downing Street has made it clear that millions of eggs will lose their disability status, unless they can prove that by ‘resembling a prolate spheroid’ they deserve priority parking.   While … Continue reading

March 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

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