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Caption Competition: And the winner of ‘Least appropriate person for newspaper editor’ goes to…. George​ Osborne!


WINNER: And the winner of ‘Least appropriate person for newspaper editor’ goes to…. George​ Osborne! (from Simon Kew)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 18th March 2017 … Continue reading

March 18, 2017 · 3 Comments

‘Stubborn stain’ just principled


A particularly tenacious furniture stain has refused to change in the face of irrefutable scientific evidence – sticking to the belief that prisons work, global warming is a myth and … Continue reading

March 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

1 in 10 hospitals doing ‘just fine’


Jeremy Hunt was celebrating new data that suggests that as many as 15 out of 152 hospital trusts are meeting minimum over-crowding targets.  This staggering success matches other key reductions … Continue reading

March 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Prison now as bad as Geordie Shore


The UK’s prison service has, through woeful underfunding and an influx of illegal narcotics, taken on the characteristics of a Friday night in Newcastle. Fans of the reality show ‘Geordie … Continue reading

March 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump bans transgender golden showers


Donald Trump’s unhealthy interest in all things urinary has now extended to a ban on transgender evacuations anywhere ‘in the vicinity’ of the Presidential face.  Having revoked transgender student toilet … Continue reading

March 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘So Prime Minister, how is destroying our future by leaving Europe going?’


WINNER: ‘So Prime Minister, how is destroying our future by leaving Europe going?’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12th March 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘Oh, … Continue reading

March 12, 2017 · 2 Comments

Fictional funding at an ‘all time’ high


In the face of further cuts to the public sector, the Government was keen to announce that ‘fairy-tale budgets’ were increasing, with services set to be funded by magic beans … Continue reading

March 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Man who lost to Ed Miliband, now an expert on winning


With the sage advice of someone with his ‘d$ck caught in his zipper’, David Miliband has stepped forward to advise the Labour Party, he abandoned, on where they are going … Continue reading

March 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Paul Nuttall ‘played centre forward’ for Liverpool


UKIP’s new leader has made the bold claim that he played alongside Kenny Dalglish in the 1978 European Cup Final. Standing in the Stoke by-election, Mr. Nuttal further declared that … Continue reading

March 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

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