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Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’. The character of ‘Trumpy’ is set to bewitch children, with his trademark quiff and dislike of all the Hispanic cast members.
Trumpy, like most of the characters, will be operated by a puppet-master – but based over in Moscow. Debuting on the 47th season of ‘Sesame Street’, Trumpy will repeal Bert & Ernie’s wedding, Grover’s health insurance and send Mr. Snuffleupagus back to ‘where ever the f$ck he comes from’.
Some fans of the show have questioned Trumpy’s appointment of ‘Elmo’ to Attorney General and the Cookie Monster’s claim that his excessive biscuit consumption is just ‘fake news’. Yet everyone has been impressed and grateful for the wall that Trumpy has built around Oscar the Grouch.
There have also been complaints that Big Bird has been ‘goosed’ and that Trumpy has become enamoured by Count von Count’s Eastern European charms. Remarked one four-year-old: ‘Just because you look like someone has their hand up your butt, doesn’t mean you have to act like a muppet’.