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The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups and fans of Game of Thrones, for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus – Master of Illusion’.  Disappointed followers of the story – or ‘Christians’ as they are described on fan fiction sites – have dismissed speculation that the final chapter reveals that either the ‘Butler did it’, Jo married Professor Bhaer or that it was ‘all a dream’.

Despite requests from the author, sections of The Bible have been leaked on social media – with hints that a major character will be killed off or ‘devoured by a dragon’.  Explained one confused witness after an Easter service: ‘First there was John Carpenter who was cross about something and later was crucified for making ‘Ghosts of Mars’ or not having a pilot’s license?’

‘His meal was called the Last Supper because he disappointingly gave out no chocolate eggs nor left a tip.  He was then betrayed by Long John Silver for 30 ‘pieces of eight’ and knifed by the Easter bunny in the garden of Gethsemane. The Jews let free a murder called Barrabus, who was later implicated in the disappearance of Shannon Matthews. Then, Peter’s showed the Roman’s his cock three times but was only given a formal warning’.

‘After he died, he spent the night with a seal in a tomb.  Which meant that he could respawn on the Boss level and go to the seaside for a fish’n’chip supper.  Then he went up to heaven – just like David Bowie – but with less lighting and awards.  Although, how any of this relates to the Christmas prequel – ‘Love Actually’ – God only knows?’

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