The Truth about Goats
Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane. Recently, they have even demanded an additional credit on Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shape of You’.
Some are sceptical that IS has the capacity to influence so many events, yet others point towards the rise in Global Warming or the mix up at the Oscars. A hooded spokesman said: ‘We’ve also masterminded many acts of destruction; including damage to Palmyra, the new Bladerunner movie and Terence Trent D’Arby’s second album’.
Quite how every random ‘nut with a knife’ can be considered a highly trained IS operative is unclear, but no one is in any doubt that fundamentalists had a hand in Brexit, Trump’s health care package and ‘Zoolander 2’.
The spokesman remarked: ‘The poems of William Blake – us! The buildings of Frank Lloyd-Wright – us! We even wrote ‘Only Fools and Horses’ – but only the good episodes – like the one with the chandelier. Nowhere is safe from our interference – except the Isle of Wight…nothing changes there’.