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Caption Competition: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case.


WINNER: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case. (from NathanJChapman) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th April … Continue reading

April 15, 2017 · 4 Comments

London saved by water cannons


A terrorist attack on Westminster was foiled yesterday by the swift deployment of Boris Johnson’s three water cannons.  Sitting astride the gun turret, Mr. Johnson hosed down bystanders and removed … Continue reading

April 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sex Ed. rebranded as the ‘Prevent Agenda’


Preventing ‘you know what’ is set become compulsory in all England’s schools, with all acts of radical sexualisation reported to MI5.  Teachers will be required to be on the lookout … Continue reading

April 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Today, at the second Annual Article 50 Activating Memorial, both State leaders couldn’t hide their regret for all the things they had done.


WINNER: Today, at the second Annual Article 50 Activating Memorial, both State leaders couldn’t hide their regret for all the things they had done. (from Bryntin) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

April 9, 2017 · 3 Comments

Sesame Street introduces ‘orange faced muppet’


Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’.  … Continue reading

April 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sturgeon taken off sustainable list


Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’.  Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many … Continue reading

April 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘unemployed’ according to tax return


After much speculation, a leak to the Press has revealed that Donald Trump’s declared income in 2005 comprised of loose change found in his pocket and an invalid Starbucks’ loyalty … Continue reading

April 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Oh good, another referendum’ says UK


Nicola Sturgeon is to seek second opportunity to waste money and breath, by debating something we were told two years ago was a ‘once in a lifetime’ decision. Speaking in … Continue reading

April 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

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