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Custodial sentence for ‘meja studies’, says Judge

According to Judge Ian Pringle QC working towards a medical degree will now exempt you from prison but, he warned, those on the other end of the ‘talent’ spectrum should … Continue reading

May 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Just picture Diane Abbott naked… no, wait, that’s not helping!’

WINNER: ‘Just picture Diane Abbott naked… no, wait, that’s not helping!’ (from Tim Frost) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 20th May 2017 RUNNERS UP There there, never mind! … Continue reading

May 20, 2017 · 2 Comments

May promises to stock food banks with fox meat

While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace.  Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real … Continue reading

May 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Blair supports rewriting records from before 2005

The ex-Pm and future-inmate, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, has surprisingly come out in favour of erasing pre-2005 World Records; particularly those that relate to WMD or that other ‘travesty in … Continue reading

May 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Labour offers M&S food delivery

In what, is seen, as a deliberate attempt to pander to aspiring voters, Jeremy Corbyn has promised home delivery of all their favourite middle-class treats; such as artisanal breads, free-range … Continue reading

May 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Flaps of fire’ A warning from Mrs Wrenfoe

Girl’s flaps on fire! SHOCKER!

May 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I am going to transition gradually, having just one silicone boob inserted first, to see how it goes’

WINNER: ‘I am going to transition gradually, having just one silicone boob inserted first, to see how it goes’. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS … Continue reading

May 13, 2017 · 2 Comments

Poison ‘best before date’ not much of a warning

Arkansas shoppers are being advised to check the expiration date on any lethal injection they might be planning to administer to loved ones or fellow cult members.  Other such perishables … Continue reading

May 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Five ‘lost’ Archbishops caught with Poké Ball

A triumphant eight year old boy has become the first person to capture all Archbishops of Canterbury, alive and dead, using his Pokémon Go skills and saucer of milk.  The … Continue reading

May 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

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