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Guests ‘singularly unimpressed’ by toast rack


Despite offering the ‘red carpet treatment’ to visiting friends, Aisha and Matt Symonds have been given a less than glowing review for offering their guests special cutlery, parking privileges and … Continue reading

May 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

France secretly speaking English for years


Covert recordings, taken at Emmanuel Macron’s post-election rally, reveal thousands of revellers may have been faking their French chants of support.  On the tape, President Macron’s voice clearly drops several … Continue reading

May 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: By gum, that glass is clean!


WINNER: By gum, that glass is clean! (from Inchcock) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th may 2017 ‘So, this is the only car the UK will be … Continue reading

May 29, 2017 · 1 Comment

Grieving families helped by smug Tweet


While Manchester attempts to recover from a terrorist atrocity, many on social media helpfully took the time to explain how pleased they were to be proven ‘right’.  Fortunately we have … Continue reading

May 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump looks for new director of the FIB


The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’.  A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Corney, … Continue reading

May 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

The Sun no longer measured in Kelvin


As all physicists and Liverpudlians agree, ‘The Sun’ newspaper is a fiery ball of hate, at the centre of the Murdoch Universe.  However star-gazers and star-hackers are concerned that increases … Continue reading

May 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

Nation ‘ok’ with taxing Laura Kuenssberg


While the electorate may be sceptical about Jeremy Corbyn, the majority seem unified behind the manifesto pledge ‘to wipe the sneering smile’ off the face of the BBC’s political editor.  … Continue reading

May 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Custodial sentence for ‘meja studies’, says Judge


According to Judge Ian Pringle QC working towards a medical degree will now exempt you from prison but, he warned, those on the other end of the ‘talent’ spectrum should … Continue reading

May 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Just picture Diane Abbott naked… no, wait, that’s not helping!’


WINNER: ‘Just picture Diane Abbott naked… no, wait, that’s not helping!’ (from Tim Frost) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 20th May 2017 RUNNERS UP There there, never mind! … Continue reading

May 20, 2017 · 2 Comments

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