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Davis tells EU: ‘Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea’


Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the … Continue reading

June 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris tackles inferno with Garden Bridge


As tragedy unfolded in West London, those affected would have been comforted to know that the previous Mayor of London had sensibly spent £46m on an unfinished allotment – that … Continue reading

June 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted


In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand.  … Continue reading

June 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Daily Mail distances itself from Daily Mail


In a remarkable act of contortion and sophistry, The Daily Mail has taken the extraordinary step of disavowing all knowledge of Katie Hopkins, Mail Online and the whereabouts of the … Continue reading

June 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’


WINNER: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’ (from SparklyClaire) This … Continue reading

June 25, 2017 · 2 Comments

Turns out, Pandas have been ‘doing anal’ all along


Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Barnum & Bailey release clowns ‘back into the wild’


As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or … Continue reading

June 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Don’t worry, I got this covered’ says May


Surrounded by canned goods, Theresa May sent out a reassuring message to the British public, deep from within the bowels of No.10’s bespoke nuclear bunker.  Strapping on a bullet-proof vest, … Continue reading

June 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Your gran asks: ‘Do you remember when Miley Cyrus was a thing?’


Pensioners and war veterans spent much of this week reminiscing about a simpler time – a time of bra-less tea dances, stripper poles and communal ‘hammer licking’.  Meanwhile, sentimental street … Continue reading

June 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

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