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UK asked to choose between Internment Camps, the Final Solution or Box No.3


In what seems to be the worst game-show ever, Britain is now being asked to pick the lesser of all evils – when it seems that all the options are ‘pretty f$cking evil’.  Faced with the twin threat of terrorism and careerist politicians, we are being offered a sh$t sandwich without the bread, a melanoma without the tan or a ‘full-Trump’ – as it is known.

Somewhere between the hysteria of The Daily Mail’s headlines and Paul Nuttal’s Brexit Deal or No Deal, the UK is being encouraged to board the train to crazy-ville.  Ignoring that nagging sensation of common-sense or history, all seem happy to abandon the moral high-ground with the speed of a lemming on anabolic steroids.

Whatever semblance of a brave upper-lip the British had, is being sorely undermined by their knocking knees, weakening bladder and pleas for mercy.  And as night follows day, dumb follows cowardly; with journalist demanding ethnic purgatives ranging from the removal of anyone with a squint, anyone who cannot whistle ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ or indeed anyone ‘still using Friends Reunited’.

Where every decision seems like a bad one, it is easy to feel like we are in a game of Russian Roulette – when the only Russian is a drunken Vladimir Putin, holding a kalashnikov.  So when a former Met Police assistant commissioner, Tarique Ghaffur, demands internment camps, we have to ask – has he forgotten the horror that was Northern Ireland, Guantanamo Bay or Butlins?

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4 comments on “UK asked to choose between Internment Camps, the Final Solution or Box No.3

  1. The Philosphere
    June 6, 2017

    This is my first election and I have to admit it feels quite disheartening to see the weaknesses on both sides of the Labour/Tory line. If it wasn’t for Labour’s free tuition policy I’d be at a loss as to who to vote for!

    • Wrenfoe
      June 6, 2017

      Trust me, this is one of the better elections.

      At least it’s not boring 😆

      • The Philosphere
        June 6, 2017

        There’s no question that it’s not an interesting one- you’re right there!

      • Wrenfoe
        June 6, 2017

        😀

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