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Caption Competition: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’


WINNER: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’ (from Moky) This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading

June 17, 2017 · 1 Comment

Wikitribune – the new ‘Newsbiscuit’


Wikipedia’s co-founder, Jimmy Wales, has set out his intention to break the monopoly held by ‘Newsbiscuit’ on dubious facts, inept spelling and spurious tax returns.  Mr. Wales hopes that Wikitribune … Continue reading

June 15, 2017 · 2 Comments

Corbyn wins Under-20 World Cup


Despite being an Arsenal fan, Jeremy Corbyn has led England’s Under-20s to their first electoral upset since 1966.  Through a combination of ‘kick it and hope’ and Theresa May still … Continue reading

June 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

‘Of course it can get worse’ says triumphant May


Waving to a handpicked crowd, with snipers aimed at them, the newly elected Prime Minister renewed her message of hope; hope that Brexit was a cheese-dream, hope that her husband … Continue reading

June 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Electorate displaying signs of ‘Stockholm Syndrome’


Despite years of abuse, most voters look set to ask Theresa May for five more years of bondage and tax avoidance – making the Tory manifesto feel more like ‘Fifty … Continue reading

June 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Julian Assange offers to form new Government.


WINNER: Julian Assange offers to form new Government. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 10th june 2017 RUNNERS UP Ecuador invite Teresa May to emigrate … Continue reading

June 11, 2017 · 3 Comments

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Biff, Chip and Kipper and the ‘not-so-free’ school meal


Mum was reading an election leaflet: ‘Fuck me.  Mrs May says she will no longer be providing free school lunches.’ ‘She’s not normally such a bitch,’ observed Chip. ‘Not that … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Adult voters secretly ‘excited’ about destroying their children’s future


As the General Election looms, like an iceberg or a prostate examination, the UK’s electorate is surreptitiously looking forward to the prospect of ‘sticking it to the young’.  With a … Continue reading

June 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

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