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Priebus goes, but Butthead remains


Donald Trump is getting through senior advisors faster than wives, as Reince Priebus (former of Chief of Staff) joins the long list of pussies grabbed and discarded.  The White House … Continue reading

July 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption: ♫ “Here we go Loop-di-loop, Here we go loop-to-die… on, a Saturday Night” ♫


Winner: ♫ “Here we go Loop-di-loop, Here we go loop-to-die… on, a Saturday Night” ♫WINNER: (from inchcock) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28th July 2017 Runners up … Continue reading

July 29, 2017 · 1 Comment

Self-esteem is just one publishing deal away, says lifestyle expert


Bloggers throughout the land have been delighted to discover that the root to all happiness is not resolving dietary and fashion dilemmas, but is in fact linked to ‘large globules … Continue reading

July 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé’s twins caught in cash for honours scandal


Many are sceptical that Beyoncé’s one-month old son has made sufficient enough contribution to the British Empire, to have been awarded a knighthood. Friends confirm that ‘Sir Carter’ has mainly … Continue reading

July 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Russia may have helped with Trump’s tax returns


More evidence has emerged of the President’s collusion with Russia and his long-standing relationship with selective amnesia. In the words of another duplicitous Donald (Rumsfeld): ‘There are known knowns. Then … Continue reading

July 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Grenfell survivors grateful to know BBC salaries


Many of those hoping for answers to the recent fire disaster, were pleased to see the Government provide full disclosure on Mary Berry’s Saga fund – the primary cause of … Continue reading

July 24, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘This exchange of protein strings would be more comfortable if we didn’t speak, Klaxus.’


WINNER: ‘This exchange of protein strings would be more comfortable if we didn’t speak, Klaxus.’ (from MBBlissett) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP: Your tiny hand is … Continue reading

July 23, 2017 · 4 Comments

Nation admits ‘Mindfulness’ is a ‘crock of sh$t’


While experts acknowledge that the UK has the emotional resilience of blancmange, many now agree that ‘mindfulness’ is just a scam to sell books, josticks and to fill up Spa … Continue reading

July 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

NHS charges Hamilton for ‘parking at work’


Despite his victory at Silverstone, Lewis Hamilton has had his Mercedes impounded until he pays the outstanding ticket for his pit-stop on lap 32.  As with all NHS Staff, Mr … Continue reading

July 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

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