The Truth about Goats
Donald Trump is getting through senior advisors faster than wives, as Reince Priebus (former of Chief of Staff) joins the long list of pussies grabbed and discarded. The White House is now seen less as a revolving door and more like a Waltzer of Shame, where the last one clinging on is inevitably covered in everyone else’s vomit.
Leaks, Russians and leaky Russian prostitutes have seen a series of high profile resignations and sackings – with Trump himself already on his final warning. With pressure mounting on the administration, Eric Trump may be faced with the political contortion of removing both dad and sister (Ivanka), in a predictable Trump fires Trump fires Trump three-way.
Members of the Human Resources Department are suffering from whiplash, while the President has resorted to calling everyone new – ‘Donald Junior’. Scientists predict at the current rate of turn-over 68% of all Americans will serve in The White House before the end of his term – which, at least, does provide some realistic hope for Hilary Clinton.
Revealed an insider: ‘Everyone scared of being fired; just today they sacked the Press Officer’s intern, Daniel. I see a little Jeff Sessions of a man. Scaramucci, Scaramucci, did you have to let your fan Dan go? Redundancy, sent packing? Very, very frightening me.’