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UK has ‘biggest audience’ for jihadist blooper reels


Britain can’t get enough of Jihadist propaganda, particularly in the form of kittens being beheaded or suicide bombers slipping on ice – all voiced by Harry ‘al-Baghdadi’ Hill.  A recent … Continue reading

September 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

You’re not multitasking, you’re just not concentrating


Scientists have finally called bullsh$t on the phrase ‘multi-task’; which has become an umbrella term for ‘not finishing’ the job in hand. Instead, prevaricators now use the phrase to cover … Continue reading

September 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Brexit Battle Bus loses its licence to operate


Transport for London (TfL) have taken the surprising measure to ban the Vote Leave Bus from picking up drunk and confused voters on the streets of the capital. Alongside Uber, … Continue reading

September 26, 2017 · 1 Comment

Sean Spicer revolted by Corden kiss


The former Press Secretary has admitted that the nausea associated with being President Trump’s mouthpiece, did not prepare him for the full horror of a snog from James Corden.  Despite … Continue reading

September 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, The secret service shot them.


WINNER: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, The secret service shot them. (from Terri6R) DATE: 22nd Sept … Continue reading

September 23, 2017 · 2 Comments

Aung San Suu Kyi: Good guy, bad guy or Burmese rhyming slang? YOUR GUIDE


Many of us are confused by Aung San flitting between winning a Nobel Prize and killing everyone.  Most people just stick with one (see: genocide & Trump). These are clearly … Continue reading

September 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Britain’s homeless welcome the iPhone X


At a modest £1,149, the iPhone X is this year’s must have accessory for the destitute; alongside a dog, a copy of the Big Issue and the smell of wee. … Continue reading

September 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

London reels from another Trump tweet


A manhunt is underway for the individual who left an ‘unexploded piece of bullshit’ on social media.  Security services say that the makeshift tweet had all the hallmarks of a … Continue reading

September 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still trying to hit cow with ‘banjo technology’


Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’.  Frustrated by their lack … Continue reading

September 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

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