The Truth about Goats
Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band. Likewise Pink Floyd were also dismissed, due to speed constraints associated with their brick by brick assembly model and insisting on employing teachers, with only a rudimentary knowledge of construction.
A health safety report from the first book of Deuteronomy said: ‘The Neolithic wall created by the Jericho builders was made out of mud bricks – which while aesthetically pleasing in an urban, contemporary kitchen, offered very little defense. More worrying still, when circled seven times with a standard Ark of the Covenant, there was clear evidence of subsidence and divine displeasure’.
The Trump administration thanked Jericho for their submission – 10,000 years after their last contract – but insisted that the US still favoured Israeli settlements. They also said the Ming Dynasty’s bid had been rejected, as it was felt that they already had a monopoly on the Great Wallmart of China.
Jericho’s labourers were said to be disappointed by the decision and faced uncertain times in the labour market, with only a basic grasp of bronze making and turnips – just like Alan Titchmarsh. One said: ‘Mr. Trump insisted that we were too Old Testament, but I explained that his whole Presidency was straight out of the Book of Revelation’.