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Caption Competition: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, The secret service shot them.


WINNER:

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
The secret service shot them.

(from Terri6R)

DATE: 22nd Sept 2017

RUNNERS UP

‘Dad said not to be worried, no one will tease me about me not having a thumb on my left hand otherwise he’ll get their head chopped off or driven into a tunnel like his Mum.‘ (from Bryntin)

“I’m taking Dad to see Theresa, too scared to go on his own. Tsk!” (from Inchcock)

“Do you want to see some puppies little boy?” (from ZZRMark)

At Her Majesty’s pleasure (from Tobynutz)

 

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2 comments on “Caption Competition: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, The secret service shot them.

  1. Inchcock
    September 22, 2017

    “I’m taking Dad to see Theresa, too scared t ogo on his own. Tsk!”

  2. Bryntin
    September 22, 2017

    Dad said not to be worried, no one will tease me about me not having a thumb on my left hand otherwise he’ll get their head chopped off or driven into a tunnel like his Mum.

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