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Caption Competition: Breaking: Big Ben’s bong stolen, have you seen this man?

WINNER: Breaking: Big Ben’s bong stolen, have you seen this man? (from lacharpenta) RUNNERS UP I see that London’s public Boris Bicycle hire scheme is available to Brexiters, Remainers and … Continue reading

September 17, 2017 · 1 Comment

UK pledges £1bn to those Prime Ministers devastated by Hurricane Brexit

While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions … Continue reading

September 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

Red Sox cheat using a Forever Friends elasticated watch

With the aid of a 1980’s Argos catalogue, the Boston Red Sox have been using a range of iconic watches to help their performance – not least of which was … Continue reading

September 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg opposed to contraception but ‘will cum on your tits’

The Tory backbencher and dyspeptic Harry Potter impersonator, has said that he is morally opposed to all forms of abortion; even in the event of the child becoming a Socialist. … Continue reading

September 12, 2017 · 4 Comments

‘Not just bin men refusing to touch festering rubbish’ say striking McDonald’s staff

While Birmingham has had to deal with seven-weeks of waste piling up due to industrial action, those living in the vicinity of striking McDonalds can take a break from their … Continue reading

September 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Closet Brexiter ashamed to find Germans make the best drills; his argument full of holes.

WINNER: Closet Brexiter ashamed to find Germans make the best drills; his argument full of holes. (from @MalcolmRexFairy) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 9th Sept 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

September 9, 2017 · 3 Comments

Jericho loses US Wall contract

Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still furious about Bake Off

Pyongyang continues to threaten its neighbours, in what is seen as an attempt to overthrow the universal symbol of Western Democracy and decadence – Sandi Toksvig’s cheeky smile. Subsequently launching … Continue reading

September 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Penicillin clears up Fox News

Despite being a weeping sore on the arse of Sky broadcasting, a prolonged exposure to antibiotics and low viewing figures has finally cured British TV of Rupert Murdoch’s most persistent … Continue reading

September 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

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