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‘One-way ticket for homeless’ – just Southern Rail’s usual service

A number of councils in England are regularly buying ‘rough sleepers’ one-way train tickets, or ‘return tickets’ as Southern call them.  The controversial policy of putting homeless on trains, has … Continue reading

October 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘If only I’d thought to use a wheelchair’ Weinstein tells George Bush Snr

Having apologised for sexual assault, the former President has been applauded for the dignified and statesmen-like manner with which he goosed an actress.  In this tawdry age of Harvey Weinstein, … Continue reading

October 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: What Tories look like if you peel them.

WINNER: What Tories look like if you peel them. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28TH OCT 2017 Dove still can’t get it right … Continue reading

October 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

All parents must pause ‘mid-bollocking’ to post to Instagram

Laws are being introduced to ensure that all graphic moments of domestic or parental chaos are uploaded; to allow for amusing comments, memes and in order to speed up access … Continue reading

October 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Woman punishes SatNav with trip to Wales

In return for years of surly instruction and demands that she take the second exit at the roundabout, Esme St. Fleur (52) has decided to inflict a syllabic slap-down on … Continue reading

October 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

95% of gambling adverts interrupted by sport

The Remote Gambling Association (RGA) has raised concerns that infomercials on betting are being used to promote football, Ray Winstone and other unsavoury addictions.  The fear is that supporting West … Continue reading

October 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

Saying ‘forward slash’ does sound stupid

Scientists have confirmed that reading out a hyperlink makes you sound like a cross between a malfunctioning TomTom and a Wil.i.am lyric sheet.  Rather than appear technically minded, uttering the … Continue reading

October 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Midwives embrace new ‘get tough’ approach.

WINNER: Midwives embrace new ‘get tough’ approach. (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP Bath-time had always been a struggle for Matilda. (from Al O’Pecia) Xmas … Continue reading

October 22, 2017 · 1 Comment

Raymond Briggs apologies for ‘Snowman’ remake

This year’s Christmas Day viewing, looks set to take a somewhat sinister twist, as Raymond Briggs brings his unique blend of yuletide charm and serial killing to our TV screens.  … Continue reading

October 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

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