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No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted

While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned that the President has been inactive on ‘iTunes Ping’ from 2012 and following tensions with North Korea, has barely posted on ‘Friendster’.

Mr. Trump is infamous for his online activity and Lolcat memes. A long term sufferer of political tourettes, he is forced to post any thought that enters his brain – no matter how big the thought, or small the brain. In fact, surgeons were forced to construct the President a second anus, to allow an exit point for the build-up of ill-informed bullshit.

Initially a rogue employee was blamed for deleting the Twitter account, but a subsequent investigation revealed that the alphabet may have simply ‘given up’ collaborating with Mr. Trump. Twitter is yet to comment about the 11 minute Trump silence, but theologians have said that it is definitive proof of divine intervention.

For a short time Twitter visitors could only see the message: ‘Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!’. While visitors to The White House are greeted within a similar: ‘Sorry, this Republic no longer exists’.


2 comments on “No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted

  1. askagimp
    November 10, 2017

    This made me llabd (laugh like a big donkey)


    • Wrenfoe
      November 10, 2017

      Lol – I’ve never heard of llabd 😀

      (It will have to become my phrase of the week)


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