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Brexit included in Black Friday offer


Much to the surprise of shoppers, the UK has reduced its worth by 70% – to the price of a discount Belgium or a top-end electric toothbrush. This Friday, trade deals will be available for a fraction of their original cost, with consumers expected to rush out to buy a 55-inch Smart TV or a Boris Johnson – ‘76-inches of Dumb’.

Theresa May is offering large portions of the economy to anyone with store credit or a plan to win the next election.  While those with Amazon Prime, or watching ‘The Walking Dead’, can experience Brexit a full year before everyone else.

One Consumer Watchdog warned: ‘Just because the UK is going cheap, doesn’t mean it’s a bargain.  Investors should be wary of budget economies, unbranded policies or anything Michael Gove has had a hand in.  Normally Black Friday ends at midnight, but I suspect the UK will cut-price for years to come’.

Said one EU representative: ‘I’d been standing in queue for 24 hours waiting for David Davis to ‘open shop’.  Then at the last minute, there was a blind panic, as everyone pushed into negotiations. It was only then that we discovered the room was empty, apart from one damaged ‘Paw Patrol Sea Patroller’ – which they said was the UK’s new fisheries policy’.

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