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Caption Competition: ‘…I still dressed to the left’


WINNER: “Of course, I had the last laugh, they only wanted to use the photos where I looked straight ahead but I was still dressed to the left.” (from Bryntin) He … Continue reading

December 30, 2017 · 2 Comments

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Islamic State claim to have written Pet Sounds’


Islamic State was soooo 2017.  Who didn’t have their t-shirt, henna tattoo or hope to date one of the band?  Well, to celebrate them and their favourite news-outlet we have Flibbertigibbet’s … Continue reading

December 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: New Pope in town


WINNER: New Pope in town (http://www.facebook.com/iknowineedtostoptalkingblog) RUNNERS UP I see Nigel Farage has found somewhere new to go for a fag and a pint, then? (room Inchcock) Brexit (from HortonKnowsWho?) … Continue reading

December 23, 2017 · 1 Comment

Twas the night before Brexit (- at this rate, probably by December 2026)


Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, With … Continue reading

December 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boss pauses from haranguing staff to criticise their lack of Xmas spirit


After a year of soul-crushing effort and constant abuse, staff have surprised their Office Manager, Paul Broadley, by opting out of his ‘seasonal’ karaoke – sans backing-track – and . … Continue reading

December 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hurricane Harvey Weinstein weighed 127bn tonnes


Scientists have managed to calculate the combined weight of all of Film Producer Harvey Weinstein’s molestations.  Throughout the month of August alone he is alleged to have dropped 34 trillion … Continue reading

December 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

David Davis unsure what to get Jean-Claude Juncker for Secret Santa


The Brexit Secretary has expressed his concerns about what to get ‘the President who has everything’.  Having drawn Mr. Junker in the EU’s Secret Santa, Mr. Davis may well be … Continue reading

December 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and to help you be recognised quicker in the crowd of lookalike girls, here is the special ‘Giver of Presidential Blow Jobs’ hat.’


WINNER: “…and to help you be recognised quicker in the crowd of lookalike girls, here is the special ‘Giver of Presidential Blow Jobs’ hat.” (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Hell, look … Continue reading

December 17, 2017 · 2 Comments

Shock as Xmas lights found tangled


For merely the tenth year in a row, the McClusky household has been thrown into turmoil upon the disquieting discovery that someone failed to put the Christmas lights away tidily.  … Continue reading

December 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

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