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Boris Johnson talks Iran into executing all jailed Britons

The Foreign Secretary hailed as a success his diplomatic efforts to ensure that every Briton visiting Iran will be instantly jailed, covered in hot chilli sauce and fired from a … Continue reading

December 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Palestinians to get Atlantis, says Trump

In a move to placate the rest of the Middle East, the President is set to offer Palestinians some ‘prime real estate’ only forty miles off the coast of Gaza. … Continue reading

December 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

DUP demands ‘dado rail’ rather than soft border

The EU negotiations have been thrown into turmoil by the Democratic Unionist Party insisting on the same coving and ‘wall accoutrements’ as other UK properties.  Theresa May had hoped to … Continue reading

December 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right?

WINNER: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right? (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP White meat (from JackieO66) It’s a dream sequence. Trump is letting … Continue reading

December 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

Best Man’s speech enters second day

Emergency services have been called to a local wedding, where guests report suffering from dehydration, boredom and a nagging sense of déjà vu – while the Best Man lurches into … Continue reading

December 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

New TV ‘finally’ big enough, says Man

With ‘Black Friday’ a distant memory and a future cause for insolvency, Mr. Hassan Bukhari (42) has unveiled the latest addition to his family – a splendiferous, 70 inch wide-screen … Continue reading

December 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Tesla mega-battery will not fit TV remote control

In what is seen as ‘overly elaborate’ plan to stop electricity blackouts interrupting cricket coverage, Southern Australians have installed 100-megawatt batteries into every remote control and mini-fridge.  Also, weighing in … Continue reading

December 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Profumo shagged Nazis and Communists – what a legend!

GQ magazine has nominated deceased Tory War Minister, John Profumo, as ‘Shagger of the Year’, for his total commitment to getting his end away with a variety of spies.  Unconcerned … Continue reading

December 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again.

WINNER: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again. (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Superglue. Always good for a laugh. … Continue reading

December 3, 2017 · 2 Comments

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