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Toby Young? You’ve got to be f$cking joking!

The University sector has greeted the appointment, as a regulator, of The Honourable Toby ‘I destroy schools as a hobby’ Young, with muted applause.  In fact many academics likened it to putting King Herod in charge of nursery provision.

Not one to duck the difficult decisions- like who to annoy today – Mr. Young is tasked with applying ‘market forces to higher education’, with a big bottle of kerosene and a match.  As head of the New Schools Network, Mr. Young’s current job is to implement cutting-edge educational ideas, found by looking through old copies of ‘The Bash Street Kids’.

Mr. Young’s previous educational experience, alongside inserting his head in Michael Gove’s rectum, includes co-founding and then co-messing-up a West London school.  Explained one of Toby’s successful graduates, as he stacked shelves: ‘Never one to pass up a free lunch, Toby is a passionate advocate for ‘free’ schools; if by free you mean free to ignore the curriculum, tax returns and teaching qualifications’.

Commented one Oxford Don: ‘The first question that faces any University regulator is how the f$ck Mr. Young got into University in the first place and what idiot told him he had passed?’


2 comments on “Toby Young? You’ve got to be f$cking joking!

  1. guyportman
    January 9, 2018

    I like the comparison to King Herod. Not sure Toby Young would.


    • Wrenfoe
      January 9, 2018

      I’m pretty sure Herod ran a collection of free schools in the Jerusalem area

      Liked by 1 person

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