The Truth about Goats
A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only he thought he could have got away with it. A spokeswoman said: ‘Tony has no recollection of advising Mr. Trump on security issues, but then again he also had no recollection of WMDs. So, who knows?’
‘He’s never met with Jared Kushner…or any socialist, come to think of it. The trouble with being the kind of person nobody trusts, is that generally speaking no one trusts you. It’s like the story of the boy who cried wolf and then slept with Rupert Murdoch’s wife’.
Frustratingly for Mr. Blair, he has had to overcome a public perception that he’s selling a Ponzi scheme, via a Nigerian email address, written on the back of a Howard Hughes autobiography. Yet his supporters argue that he is just the honest ‘guy next door’ and given how many homes he owns, that may be true.
Said one of only 65 million sceptics living in the UK: ‘He gave us Student Loans and PFIs for the NHS, so it’s not hard to imagine Mr. Blair promising Donald Trump naked photographs of Princess Diana and half of Scotland. Although he also said he’d bring peace to the Middle East, so clearly he’ll say anything for a laugh’.