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Caption Competition: Men’s rebirthing event over-subscribed

Winner: Men’s rebirthing event over subscribed (from Al OPecia) RUNNERS UP Hole in Boris Johnson’s underwear smaller than thought (from $$$davey) Sunday Times journalists at work (from Zaltminer) Brexiteers make … Continue reading

March 31, 2018 · 1 Comment

Blackberry accused of making criminals look like they are from the 90s

Tech company ‘Phantom Secure’ are being investigated for selling modified Blackberry devices, to help organised crime lords avoid detection and blend in with the cast of ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’. US authorities … Continue reading

March 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man with Pavlovian response eats meringue

Paul Rodrigo, 27, was discovered face down in a cream and meringue crater, after what friends referred to as a sudden involuntary ‘reflex’, after seeing a strawberry-themed pudding.  Psychologists often … Continue reading

March 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin compares Boris Johnson to Boris Johnson

The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup.  … Continue reading

March 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man sacked for being Owen Smith

The Labour Leadership has removed a welsh pharmaceutical sales rep from their Front Bench, for repeatedly being ‘Owen Smith’ and ignoring party policy that no Owen Smith should be within … Continue reading

March 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump hires man to draw his hair on

WINNER: Trump hires man to draw his hair on (from JointBisk) RUNNERS UP: ‘You can all be my new advisors. Just hand out these pens. Next week, someone else gets … Continue reading

March 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

A slap in the face with a wet fish, not as ‘bad’ as first thought

Scientists have discovered that mankind’s historical aversion to a facial pumelling by a haddock or trout, is nowhere near as unpleasant as Brexit negotiations or five minutes of Keith Lemon.  … Continue reading

March 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Shock as cliff-top homes near a ‘big f$cking drop’

Home-owners on the Norfolk coast have been stunned to discover that their properties may be now under threat from sea, sand and ‘donkey rides gone rogue’.  Despite taking every precaution, … Continue reading

March 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin: If I wanted someone dead, they would be DEAD

While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, … Continue reading

March 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

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