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Dec to go to the toilet ‘unaided’ for the first time

Not only will Declan Donnelly be hosting programmes by himself, but the minuscule presenter will be attempting many activities ‘solo’ for the first time; including tying his shoelaces, playing the … Continue reading

April 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump’s North Korean negotiators start team-building exercises.

WINNER: Trump’s North Korean negotiators start team-building exercises. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP: “Sob; It’s not fair, another Trump!” (from Inchcock) Trump not the only one to wet the bed … Continue reading

April 29, 2018 · 2 Comments

May confuses Windrush with Bumrush

Theresa May has been accused of deporting British citizens faster than you can say ‘Brexit leashed to a cheetah’.  In her haste to reduce migration figures as Home Secretary, she has … Continue reading

April 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Kate Middleton’s uterus to house News International

Rupert Murdoch’s publishing works have decided to relocate to the Royal Womb in an attempt to cut down commuter costs and the need for a telescopic lens. By taking residency … Continue reading

April 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

People now eating Leggings

The Office for National Statistics’ (ONS) annual review of basket of goods, reveal that the British public are consuming significantly more high chairs, moisturizer and cameras.  Chief among these new … Continue reading

April 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Shit-shaming’ map accidentally spots Theresa May

‘Doodoowatch’, an interactive website that locates unwanted dog excrement, has inadvertently become targeting software for members of the cabinet.  Security services have become concerned that the Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, … Continue reading

April 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.

WINNER: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.(from MartF) RUNNERS UP: A lack of graffiti on their trains I notice. I wonder why? (from Inchcock) “I tried to … Continue reading

April 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

May launches terrorist apprenticeships

Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Straw polls bad for the environment

While the UK considers banning 8,500,000,000 plastic straws a year, many feel that we should also stop asking for referendums 8,500,000,000 times a year.  It seems that every time British … Continue reading

April 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

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