The Truth about Goats
The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we thought the problem was Jeremy Corbyn but it turns out its Jews. And not just any Jew. Lefty Jews, at that!’
If you think you might be working alongside, married to or even being helped by one of these undesirables, please email us WTF@WeReallyDontKnowWhatAntiSemitismIs.com.
Maybe you yourself are the wrong type of Jew? Norman Tebbit has provided ten easy questions to help…
If you have answered ‘yes’ to all these questions, we’ll add your name to the list. List? What list? Did I say list? No, no, no – nothing to see here. Just cleaning up the anti-Semitism. One word at a time.