Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Over-enthusiastic ‘dab’ goes all Nazi

Party-goers were thrown into turmoil when Paul Azikiwe, 29, attempted an overly ambitious hand-gesture which degenerated in a celebration of fascism, faster than a Daily Mail editorial.  Subsequently, this has become the biggest Nazi faux pas since Prince Harry turned up at a fancy-dress party dressed as Edward VIII.

Surrounded by shocked friends and family, Mr. Azikiwe unleashed a full ‘Sieg Heil!’ with his left arm, while his right hand rested limply beneath his nose.  At first some assumed that it was an ironic tribute to Freddie Starr, but his accompanying air-quotes and yell of ‘Who’s the daddy?’, soon put pay to that.

One mortified guest said: ‘Initially I thought this was Paul being Paul; like the time he first bumped his Gran in the chest. What should have been a congratulatory, almost jokey, gesture has turned into something racist – a bit like voting UKIP’.

An unrepentant Mr. Azikiwe followed up with finger guns in the direction of the gathered revellers, including one elderly war veteran; who said: ‘I’m old enough to remember Churchill making a pig’s ear of a Vulcan salute and turning it into some lame V for victory sign.  But at least Winston had the good grace to finish it with Jazz Hands’.

Give Wrenfoe a piece of your mind

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.


This entry was posted on April 17, 2018 by in UK Local News and tagged , , , , , , , .

Reformation (play script)

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 9,436 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 43,970 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter


Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2018

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2019

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017

%d bloggers like this: