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Caption Competition: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’


WINNER: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’ (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP. ‘Now, you go find my warhead’ (from DavidH) … Continue reading

May 20, 2018 · 2 Comments

Imagine if Israel had lost Eurovision?


The world has been stunned by the level of unprecedented violence in Gaza in the wake of Netta’s Eurovision victory.  While nobody likes a bad loser, Amnesty International have suggested … Continue reading

May 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg, Nicky Morgan & David Miliband – Avengers Assemble!


In Britain’s hour of need a crack team of super-powered politicians have assembled to fight injustice, UKIP’s Thanos and the evils of direct voting by the electorate.  Faced with imminent … Continue reading

May 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.’


WINNER: “This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.” (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP   Avon calling. I have your acne camouflage here Mrs Jones. (from David Thomas) “Now, give me … Continue reading

May 12, 2018 · 3 Comments

UK introduces referendum return scheme


Bowing to public pressure, Michael Gove has agreed to institute a scheme for disposing of unwanted rubbish – starting with every idea he has ever had.  Citizens will have to … Continue reading

May 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

It’s not post-natal depression. You’re tired.


Scientists have discovered that not every ‘moody f$cker’ is necessarily suffering from a medical disorder.  In fact 38% of misbehaving parents, are using their babies as an excuse for a … Continue reading

May 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Wetherspoon bans reading


Following their decision to withdraw from social media, the pub chain has signalled its intention to roll back on the industrial age, medieval agrarian reform and ‘washing in winter’.  A … Continue reading

May 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

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