The Truth about Goats
Despite Eire voting overwhelming for a woman’s right to control over her own body, Theresa May has discovered that she no longer has control over her own mind – or how many biscuits Boris eats during a Cabinet meeting. Sadly for Mrs May, she now needs permission for basic bodily functions; like visits to the toilet or strangling David Davis every time he speaks.
Meanwhile the leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, Arlene Foster, is insistent that the right’s of the unborn Brexit be respected. Even if this means giving birth to some horrendous troll; with hard borders, rickets and face like Michael Gove.
Remainers, on the other hand, claim that everyone should have the right to choose and then choose again and keep choosing until you get the outcome you want. Although most are in favour of Boris the Man-Feutus seeking a termination abroad.
This leaves Mrs May with very few options, as she no longer has the ‘morning after pill’ – as David Cameron already used that. Said an aide: ‘Brexit isn’t an abortion debate, it’s more of a miscarriage’