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Sergei Skripal’s home has been snapped up by the UK Government, clearly inspired by Sarah Beeny’s ‘Help! My house is full of WMD’.  Said one tax payer: ‘Its great value … Continue reading

July 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elon Musk to rescue May from Brexit hole

Having been trapped for many weeks between a rock and a hard Brexit, hope was starting to fade for Theresa May.  However entrepreneur, Elon Musk, has said he can pull … Continue reading

July 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: UKIP deny they have a diversity problem

WINNER: (from DichDaWitch) RUNNERS UP ‘…and according to this Karma Sutra illustration if you then swing your left leg over…’ (from ZZRMark) There you are, I told yer you should … Continue reading

July 29, 2018 · 1 Comment

Childish Gambino may have copied the existence of America

The rapping super-star has come under a barrage of criticism for plagiarising the concept of a nation that had been originally produced in 1492, by Christopher Columbus (the guy who … Continue reading

July 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems in favour of proportional not voting

By forgetting to vote against hard Brexit amendments, Vince Cable has signalled his party’s intention to stay in the EU – provided it does not require any particular effort.  Mr. … Continue reading

July 25, 2018 · 2 Comments

Vote Leave broke the law and we should be surprised, why?

Bizarrely an organisation headed by corrupt politicians and funded by serial tax avoiders, turns out to have been somewhat less than ethical in their pursuit of its nefarious goals.  If … Continue reading

July 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump

Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes

WINNER: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes (from GaryThunderpants) RUNNERS UP I hope the new Man Utd and Celtic mascots sell well. (from Inchcock) Tories release new toy ‘We … Continue reading

July 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

Boys trapped in Thai cave says it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs

Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents.  The … Continue reading

July 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

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