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Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated


In a surprise twist, the inquiry into the Grenfell fire has discovered that firefighters caused the tragedy, not the cladding made from cardboard and kerosene.   By naively using water to douse the flames, emergency services ignored specific Kensington Council health & safety guidelines: ‘…to let the f$cker burn’

The board explained: ‘The fire crews failed to realise that poor people are far more expendable –sorry, combustible – than normal residents.  And there is absolutely no connection between Boris Johnson’s cutbacks while he was Mayor and the inadequate training that firefighter’s received.  Putting out fires is another example of unwarranted state intervention.  When there is an oversupply of poor people, the simplest solution is to introduce a free-market fire. The final solution is always the simplest’.

A lawyer representing ‘fire’ said: ‘My client had nothing to do with the Grenfell tragedy; he was merely in the vicinity, visiting his friends – heat, fuel, and an oxidizing agent.  The claim that there is no smoke without fire, is racial profiling at its worst.’

 

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