The Truth about Goats
In an interesting addition to the ‘Pride’ season, London is planning to stage a series of events for anti-trans protesters, culminating with the concept of irony being bludgeoned to death by The Village People. Meanwhile angry protestors can enjoy seeing an effigy of Caitlyn Jenner being melted down to resemble a ball of wax – or ‘Chelsea Manning’ to her fans.
One grumpy lesbian complained grumpily that she was being portrayed as grumpy: ‘Look, I just don’t want to have sex with a transgender woman. Admittedly, no one is asking me to. But what if I did. By accident. If I just slipped and fell on one. On the lesbian list of ‘things not to do’, sleeping with a man is probably in the top ten’.
The #GetTheLOut, group feels strongly that a person with a penis cannot be a lesbian, although – penis or not – Michael Gove will ‘forever be a c$nt’. They, along with Mumsnet, would like to see Trans segregated in bathrooms – a move welcomed by ghostly remains of Jim Crow.
A bemused transwoman commented: ‘It’s interesting that civil rights seem to only extend as far as the person advocating them. I also oppose the concept of Lesbian Erasure but I will listen to anything by Vince Clarke’.