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Tories confirm Aaron Banks ‘not dead enough’ to join party

New figures suggest that Conservative membership has plummeted in recent months, meaning that contributions from deceased members are double that of the living – just like in the House of … Continue reading

August 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest

The Prime Minister stunned a group of unsuspecting South African children, with physical contortions that were either the death knell of contemporary dance, the mating ritual of hippopotamus or a … Continue reading

August 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘shamed’ into resigning. Ha! Only kidding, he has no shame.

With evidence implicating him in election fraud, the death of Archduke Ferdinand and the Fall of Rome, President Trump remains serenely ‘at large’, except when it comes to the size … Continue reading

August 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé & Jay-Z to be traded on the Dow Jones

With the release of their joint album ‘We’re stinking rich’, the pop duo insisted they had moved into Exxon Mobil musical-phase of their career. Transcending their human flesh, both now … Continue reading

August 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Considering the origin of underground parking.

WINNER: Considering the origin of underground parking. (from Puckitt) RUNNERS UP Another opening now open around the corner for blue vehicles! (from Inchcock) When I said we need underground parking, … Continue reading

August 25, 2018 · 5 Comments

Man Utd board back Liam Fox

Despite a disastrous start to Brexit negotiations, Man Utd directors have said that Dr. Fox has their full support… just like they did with David Moyes.  The board insisted that … Continue reading

August 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump postpones military junta ‘to 2019’

President Trump’s plans for a Veterans’ Day military parade followed by a star-spangled dictatorship, have been delayed due to a shortage of tan-green uniforms in his size. Organizers have had … Continue reading

August 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Woman fined for wearing a niqab but double-denim goes unpunished

Denmark has charged the first person with wearing a face veil in public, this was despite one onlooker wearing cut-off shorts and platform-sneakers. The official law restricts the use of … Continue reading

August 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Benjamin Netanyahu claims Corbyn failed his Alevels

Taking out a full page advert, Israel’s PM has said that the Labour Leader spent a year at a terrorist training camp – called North London Polytechnic. Mr. Netanyahu further … Continue reading

August 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

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