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British exports reduce the number of rogue school buses


The people of Yemen expressed their gratitude that the UK arms industry has helpfully culled their excess of school children. The move has been particularly welcomed by middle class parents who live in over-subscribed catchment areas.

Providing Saudi Arabia with over £50bn in weapons, has helped restore order to a region of the world over-run with happy, breathing kids. A Saudi spokeswoman said: ‘Thankfully due to the UK’s initiative, we’ve managed to reduce that number by 29.’

Too often the focus in the Middle East is on terrorism and not the causes of terrorism – children learning to read and write. As Tony Blair said, after he stopped fraud investigations into Saudi deals: ‘Education, education, education…now bomb the little f$ckers!’.

Blowing up school buses is the first in a series of UK plans to destroy Yemen education – culminating with the return of the 11+. Asked if he felt any moral culpability, a British minister replied: ‘We just sell them the bombs, how were we to know they were dangerous?’

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