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Most couples avoid bondage for fear of being tickled


Sociologists now claim that people’s sexual timidity is driven not by shame but by a fear of someone ‘blowing a raspberry on your tummy’. Statistics now suggest that 52% of sexually active adults, have at some point, experienced a feather boa tickling their perineum – which also explains Brexit.

Fear of tickling can start as early as infancy, with many children forced to giggle in response to repeated pressure to sensitive areas. Said one silhoutte, who did not want to be identified: ‘It started with my Uncle stealing my nose, but soon progressed to full on feather-like tickling on the soles of my feet and non-consensual chasing up the staircase’.

Historically the tickle is seen as one of the more deviant practices, with the Emperor Caligula renowned for forcing gladiators to tickle to the death. Even the Bible references the destruction of Tickle Town alongside Sodom, Gomorrah and Chipping Norton.

Explained one S&M addict: ‘I can see why some people would be scared of being whipped by a gimp, while manacled to a dungeon wall – but its a great cure for hiccups’.

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