The Truth about Goats
Taking out a full page advert, Israel’s PM has said that the Labour Leader spent a year at a terrorist training camp – called North London Polytechnic. Mr. Netanyahu further explained that Mr. Corbyn was clearly anti-Semitic, as he had never taken GCSE’s in Dead Sea Literature, Falafel Economics and Non-critical studies of the IDF.
On Results’ Day many young Labour supporters were seen leaping in the air, which The Metro claimed was an Islamist salute. While Mr. Corbyn, according to the Daily Mail, is also mired in controversy having laid a wreath instead of a shit on dead Muslims.
A UCAS spokeswoman explained: ‘Two E’s at Alevel are passes, which – through ‘clearing’ – can allow someone to become a Labour MP. It’s worth noting, that Oxbridge will also fast-track you to be Prime Minister, if you happen to stick your penis in a hog’s mouth’.
Nevertheless, Mr. Corbyn has offered no explanation for his actions – other than a 4 page letter, 6 interviews, a sworn affidavit, blood samples and a billboard saying ‘It wasn’t me’. Despite Corbyn also receiving the Gandhi Foundation International Peace Award, Israeli officials dismissed it as ‘a glorified BTEC’.