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Trump ‘shamed’ into resigning. Ha! Only kidding, he has no shame.


With evidence implicating him in election fraud, the death of Archduke Ferdinand and the Fall of Rome, President Trump remains serenely ‘at large’, except when it comes to the size of hands.  In fact, commentators have suggested that it would take something unheard of in the United States to remove him from office – like democracy.

Close friends say President Trump has chosen to brazen out his remaining four terms in office.  Untroubled by criminal prosecutions or the abstract concept of ethics, Trump continues to hide in plain sight – pretty hard for someone so unashamedly orange.

In a plea deal, Trump’s personal lawyer has pleaded to stop being his lawyer.  In exchange he will get immunity from joining Fox & Friends, Trump’s twitter feed and any rash picked up from Stormy Daniels

Trump feels no self-doubt, just like James Corden.  He has committed a massive fraud on the American public, just like James Corden.  And he has track record of misogynistic exploitation of women and unwanted sexual advances, but at least he didn’t make ‘Lesbian Vampire Killers’.

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