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Caption Competition: Mrs May’s new Border Patrol in action

Winner: Mrs May’s new Border Patrol in action (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP DExEU officials prepare to inspect the latest proposal for the Irish border. (from Bryntin) Tory Conference ends with … Continue reading

September 30, 2018 · 2 Comments

‘It’d be a shame not to use my zombie survival skills’ says man

Having been saturated with dozens of zombie-themed TV shows and movies, most citizens feel more than qualified to deal with anything Michael Gove might throw at them. In fact many, … Continue reading

September 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

A fifth of all Brexit ideas contain some form of Boris Johnson DNA

The Food Standards Agency (FSA) have reported that the vast majority of political offal has trace elements of the former Foreign Secretary and his ‘yellow pubes’.  Boris is the most … Continue reading

September 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Joseph & Mary disappointed by baby gender test

A young couple from Galilee are said to be upset by a Non-Invasive Prenatal Test (NIPT) conducted by the Holy Ghost.  While they would have preferred to keep their child’s … Continue reading

September 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Michael Foot spotted in Salisbury

According to reliable sources, such as MI6, Baron Munchausen and Geppetto’s son, the deceased Labour leader was seen acting ‘suspiciously dead’ in the vicinity of a recent poison attack.  Despite … Continue reading

September 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Go back to your beds are prepare for exotic spresm’

WINNER: ‘Go back to your beds are prepare for exotic spresm’ (from SueBlackm00re) I’m sorry, I’ll spresm that again: “I’m sorry Mabel, but there’s nothing I can do about my … Continue reading

September 23, 2018 · 3 Comments

Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily

Politicians of all hues have condemned children being exposed to extremists, particularly if it’s their parents.  Known in wrestling circles as the ‘Dystopian Etonian’, Mr Rees-Mogg is a proponent of … Continue reading

September 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘World’s oldest cheese’ found in BBC scheduling

Scientists have found traces of, what they believe to be, the world’s most cringe-worthy piece of televisual schmaltz.  The main culprits are a choreographed missed cue by Tess Daly, a … Continue reading

September 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Harry the Hornet resigns over something…probably anti-Semitism

The Labour Party has found itself mired in further controversy as the Watford mascot resigned, amid accusations that he might have done something to offend Margaret Hodge.  For some ‘Harry’ … Continue reading

September 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

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