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Caption Competition: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’


WINNER: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’ (from Brytin)

RUNNERS UP

“Yes Bert, definitely a Canada Goose droppings, nothing Russian, we’re okay!” (from Inchcock)

Experts return Barry Chuckle’s car to factory settings in preparation for public sale. (from DavidH)

Historians photograph the last car manufactured in Britain post-Brexit (from SortaLoud)

‘Dave, does this car also do topless?’  (from PaulofBrum)

This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 1st Sept 2018

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5 comments on “Caption Competition: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’

  1. Inchcock
    September 1, 2018

    “Yes Bert, definitely a Canada Goose droppings, nothing Russian, we’re okay!”

    Like

  2. DavidH
    September 1, 2018

    Experts return Barry Chuckle’s car to factory settings in preparation for public sale.

    Like

  3. Bryntin
    September 1, 2018

    Lads, if you’re going to take pictures of every car you washed we’re going to take ages to get through them.

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  4. Bryntin
    September 1, 2018

    You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.

    Like

  5. Bryntin
    September 2, 2018

    Reblogged this on The Bryntin Project and commented:
    Ah, still got it! (‘It’ being a bit funny sometimes, not the pigeon shit.)

    Like

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