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Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily


Politicians of all hues have condemned children being exposed to extremists, particularly if it’s their parents.  Known in wrestling circles as the ‘Dystopian Etonian’, Mr Rees-Mogg is a proponent of a removal of all EU legislation and the return of the East India Company.

As the UK’s most infamous anarchist, he is staunchly in favour of Hard-Brexit, a return of the feudal Barons and ‘nap time with Nanny’.  Equally so, he firmly rejects small anarchist groups with modest agendas, himself favouring chaos on an industrial scale.

Mr Rees-Mogg dismissed the heckling by a Class War group, who had rudely failed to use the servant’s entrance or tug an appropriate forelock.  He observed that the anarchist group were ‘not very well organised’, which is kind of the point.

One of his children commented: ‘Suddenly there was this swiveled-eyed loon barking random nonsensical thoughts, with no sense of context or fiscal responsibility – but that’s Daddy for you’.

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