Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’


Booking lines have been inundated, with festival goers hoping to experience the once in a lifetime experience of having a sparkly butterfly drawn on their face, by someone with a GCSE in art but business degree from LSE.   Fortunately Glastonbury fans have not been put off by the cost of £248 tickets, especially now that there will be a unique opportunity to ‘see a guy with dreads, walking on stilts’.

Tickets sold out in just over half an hour, as soon as the rumour broke that there might be some kind bouncy castle.  Said one attendee: ‘Normally it’s just boring old bands but this year there’s going to be balloon animals!’

About 200,000 people are due to attend the festival at Worthy Farm, making the queues for the Punch and Judy tent particularly long.  Festival goers can expect be harassed by jugglers of every ethnicity, have unprotected sex with a range of mime artists and win a party bag filled with poppers, just not the fun kind.

Not only is Glastonbury the world’s largest green-field festival, it also boasts the longest game of Pass the Parcel.  Yet, organiser Emily Eavis denied that the event was starting to resemble a toddler’s birthday party, as the only jelly being eaten would be by Sir Paul McCartney – due to problems with his dentures.

Advertisements

Give Wrenfoe a piece of your mind

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Information

This entry was posted on October 24, 2018 by in UK Arts and tagged , , , .

Reformation (play script)

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 9,606 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 41,670 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2018

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017

%d bloggers like this: