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Your Mum and Dad definitely have plans for your room


There is a growing suspicion that your bedroom may soon be converted into an office come gym stroke sauna, with ample space for a vintage bar.  This paranoia has not been helped by the presence of a new stud wall, a theodolite and charming Polish lodger, called Kacper.

While your parents have been cagey about the changes, it is certainly odd that there is now a deadlock on the door and that your bed has been replaced with a foosball table.  Your name has been expunged from the electoral register and the cat is giving you the cold shoulder.

Phrases like ‘projector screen’ and ‘mini-fridge’ have been bandied around the breakfast table, while there also been heated discussions about the merits of a sewing room over an exotic boudoir – although Mum’s preference is still for somewhere to put her dartboard.

This aesthetic of the room is certainly now compromised by the presence of a bidet, a ping-pong table and a ceiling hook, which makes Dad blush every time you mention it.  The whole situation is very unsettling but as Mum pointed out, you are forty-six.

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