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Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Queen’s speech includes 16 part critique of Harry Potter


In an unprecedented attack, Elizabeth II has used her seasonal address to label a magical Grammar school, as being ‘an inclusive fantasy’. In a mix of latin and jamaican patois, … Continue reading

December 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Seagulls on Smack’


Still looking for the perfect Xmas gift or draft-excluder?  Why not invest your pension in a 1,000 copies of the latest Flibbertigibbet New Annual? Once more, we’ve tried to combine … Continue reading

December 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat


What started as a cute Christmas tradition documenting the nocturnal shenanigans of a festive Imp, has now spiralled into debauchery, missing underwear and one decapitated garden gnome.  To make matters … Continue reading

December 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Stupid’ distances itself from Theresa May


As controversy surrounds on whether or not Jeremy Corbyn factually identified the Prime Minister as a ‘stupid woman’; the 16th century adjective has asked not be associated with Mrs. May. … Continue reading

December 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’


WINNER: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’ (JamieJam) RUNNERS UP ‘Put your hands in the air, if you’d like to f$ck an elf’ (from Daisyoutside2) ‘Hands … Continue reading

December 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Foreign Office funding Secret Santa


Having admitted to funding a counter-intelligence group targeting opposition politicians, the FO has confirmed that they have also been using donations to discredit Rudolf and rig Christmas.  Using ex-military staff, … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Can of Spam refuses photo with Minister


As a glut of Tory MPs indulge in Food Bank selfies, many have questioned the efficacy of posing next to a bag of spinach, while those you have forced into … Continue reading

December 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

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