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May plans to ‘get the band back together’

The Prime Minister has warned that to garner support for her Brexit plan, she will resume touring with her fusion of prog-rock and low corporation tax.  This will mean reforming her original cabinet; with Amber Rudd on Phillip Hammond’s organ and Boris Johnson banging the racist drum ‘bongo bongo style’.

Her new concept album – reminiscent of a U2 release – is called ‘If you can’t dismantle an atomic bomb, how do you get people to vote for it?’.  Initially the tour will focus on smaller venues, but post-Brexit will build up to huge arena-size venues – or ‘empty food warehouses’ as they will be known.

Her last tour – ‘Maybot 2017’ – featured such classics as ‘Crazy Little Thing Called Austerity’, ‘Migrant Homesick Blues’ and ‘Money for Nothing – My Husband’s Tax Returns’.  Described by one music journalist as: ‘Kraftwerk – but without the laughs’.

While Mrs May has downplayed the significance of the gigs, 80% of the public insist that this is her ‘Farewell Tour’ – even if she is the last to know.  Booking agencies have confirmed a flurry of interest, but only in Irish passports.


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