The Truth about Goats
A recent court case has revealed that the BBC has been actively promoting right-wing lobbyists, under the guise of researchers, shaman and ‘friends of Yoda’. Instead of dispensing wisdom, these talking-heads have been spreading propaganda about climate change, Brexit and the benefits of Yogurt Shampoo.
These trained liars are subsided by a variety of shady businesses and foreign investors, with all the transparency of 30ft of concrete. Unfortunately the BBC has endorsed them, as if they had the neutrality of a referee from Switzerland, covered in beige, with the ph value of 7.
A mere 9 ‘think-tanks’ all operate out of the same Westminster address (55 Tufton Street) and all, coincidentally, favour the Berny Madoff School of Capitalism. Their commentators regularly appear on panel shows to repeat their biased and corrupt views, although they draw the line at ‘Loose Women’.
Now that some of these lobbyists are being implicated in electoral corruption, the BBC is re-thinking its position. A spokesman said: ‘Partisan, crooked and with the ethical integrity of Rasputin. And that’s just the judges on Strictly.’